SobekPundit: The Official SobekPundit Blogger Interview: Instapundit

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Sobek: Welcome back for this week's interview. Instapundit's here, for a word or two.

Instapundit: Yo Sobek, that rhymed.

Sobek: I know, dog, that's pretty crazy.

Instapundit: We been tokin' on the chronic so the room's all hazy.

Sobek: I like that "Army of Davids" book; yo, that's pretty dope.

Instapundit: I be slayin' MSM suckas 'til they gots no hope.

Sobek: Your rhymes are fresher than Snuggle fabric softner, fo' shizzle

Instapundit: I like ta dizzle wit da frizzle while I mizzle a grizzle. [editor's note: ???]

'Cause it's da Instapun-dit
Blog-daddy number-one-dit

Baddest nigga under the sun-dit
Respect da Instapun-dit

Sobek: Yo, dat malt liquor you drink all day can't be too nutritious

Instapundit: Yeah, but Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy delicious

Sobek: Time to get your gat, jump in your pimped out ride

Instapundit: Suckas don't confront, they just stay inside

Sobek: You da dopest gansta, dat's fo sho

Instapundit: True dat, Sobek. Austin Bay has mo

'Cause it's da Instapun-dit
Blog-daddy number-one-dit

Baddest nigga under the sun-dit
Respect da Instapun-dit

Sobek: You gots so much bling, yo, it ain't even funny

Instapundit: I gotta do somethin wit all this crazy blog money

Sobek: Gold 42" wheels on yo '61 Caddy

Instapundit: Diamonds on my fingas sparkle when I roll a fatty

Sobek: You be the baddest law-dude since Justice Roger B. Taney

Instapundit: If you deny it, I grab my gat and pull a Cheney

Sobek: Blast a sucka in the face, dawg, just to watch 'im bleed?

Instapundit: Yo, straight up, Sobek ...

Sobek and Instapundit: ... Heh. Indeed.

'Cause it's da Instapun-dit
Blog-daddy number-one-dit

Baddest nigga under the sun-dit
Respect da Instapun-dit

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