Ted: Can you
believe that Alito guy?
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: I mean, how is the little guy supposed to get a break in his courtroom?
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: You know, the guy without political connections, or a rich daddy? I mean, where's the justice?
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: And
that wife of his. Doesn't he know how to keep her in line?
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: And don't even get me
started on his
membership in a plainly racist organization.
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: Makes me
sick.
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: And I'd sure like to give that Specter guy a piece of my mind.
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: I mean,
first he gives me
all that crap about the letter I would have sent if I hadn't been in such a drunken haze ...
Dead Hooker: ...
Ted: ... and then he trots out a bunch of
freakshow Clinton-appointed judges who have the
cajones to actually
praise Alito. What's wrong with women these days? No way was I going to stick around for that; not when I could be at Hooters sexually assualting the waitresses
Dead Hooker: Hey, could you at least
try to keep your eyes on the road?
Ted: Nobody questions
my driving, bitch.
Ted: Can you believe that Alito guy?
Dead Hooker: ...
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