A Brief Conversation Between a Pro-Choice Activist and a Fetus
Activist: I mean, what's the deal with South Dakota, anyway?
Fetus: I totally hear you.
Activist: Some people have to travel over 700 miles just to get the health care they need?
Fetus: Talk about inconvenient.
Activist: And, you know, some of these women don't even have a babysitter arranged, so I mean, that's just another headache entirely.
Activist: I mean, maybe in Afghanistan or something, but this is the United States of America!
Fetus: You're preachin' to the choir, lady.
Activist: And that one lady said she already has a kid, and is working to become a hospital administrator. What's she supposed to do with another kid?
Fetus: I see exactly where she's coming from.
Activist: Now I'm so upset, I'll probably end up eating an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. And you just know that'll go straight to my ass.
Fetus: You have my deepest sympathies.
Activist: Stupid patriarchal hegemony.