Things the Mormons Want to Do That Will Offend Some People
10. Rename the USS Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier the USS Nephi
9. Issue the Joseph Smith commemorative stamp
8. Re-name the capital of Belgium
7. Fill Lake Tahoe with green Jell-O.
6. Substitute President Gordon B. Hinckley for President Washington on Mt. Rushmore.
5. Convert Moses
4. A Very Special Episode(C) of Sesame Street entitled "We're Coming for Your Kids," featuring a duet with Elmo and Zoe singing "Never Mind What Your Parents Said About Letting the Missionaries In."
3. Force Starbucks to change its name
2. Put an angel statue on top of the Dome of the Rock.