Madeline Albright: 'There's No Axis of Evil'

Reading that headline, I've never been so happy she's nothing more than a historical footnote.

A historical footnote who was famously photographed sipping champagne with Kim Jong Il.

On that same trip, she was later quoted as saying "I'm sure all those political dissidents you brutally torture to death by the hundreds and thousands had it coming. LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!"

Here's what I can't figure out: Madeline Albright is obviously an idiot. And it's also pretty clear that Clinton didn't nominate her as SecState because she's easy on the eyes:"Back off, Sobek. If you looked like me, you'd be a bitter harpy who rejoices in the deaths of millions, too."