Still Pissed Off About the Hawley-Smoot Tariff

Sunday, March 19, 2006

And Now, a Brief Message from Chairman Mao, Josef Stalin and Michael Moore to the People of France

Whoa guys, let's ease up a little on the socialism, okay? I mean, you don't want to get too crazy, do you? Try to show a little common sense.

Trust me on this one, comrades, socialism may be the only answer to the excesses of Kapitalist korruption, but you guys are going a little overboard. Try to dial it back a notch.

Yippee! Hooray for socialism!