Oh, I Am So Buying This Bib For My Kidd-O

Something Awful has a series of "inappropriate" baby bibs.

Some of these are in poor taste, but others I think could really sell. I also want to buy the Alien bib.

Also: Retired Geezer somehow got this picture of my nephew Noah. Which makes me wonder why he's stalking my relatives. He's just your typical creepy old man, I guess.

Note: for more of me being a bad uncle, see here.