Slobodan Milosevic Dead from "Natural" Causes

If true, that's a bit of a shame. But my croco-sense tells me his death was about as natural as Marylin Monroe's (i.e. a botched chemically-induced abortion to protect the Kennedys from scandal).

Which is a bit of a shock, because Slobodan doesn't really seem like Teddy's type, you know?

Best line from the article: "Borislav Milosevic, who lives in Moscow, blamed the U.N tribunal for causing his younger brother's death by refusing him medical treatment in Russia."

Oh yeah. Because everyone knows how good Russian health care is. Let's ask the expert:


In Soviet Union, catheterization gets you!

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Uh, I think you're reachin' on that one, Yakov.