The Best News Since Harry Reid Got His Own Blog

John Edwards got his own blog.

Continuing on his "two Americas" theme from the '04 elections, which is pretty funny. You know, seeing how he lost, and everything. It's also funny because while the title seems to be about unification, his message is all about hard-core leftist socialism/fantasy, meaning it has no appeal whatsoever to about half of Americans.

Case in point: "Let's Raise the Federal Minimum Wage!"

See John, here's your problem. You talk about making one America, and then you alienate about half of America by threatening to drive small business owners out of work. Great plan. Everyone in America who understands basic economics is now firmly united in hoping you never come within five hundred yards of elected office ever again -- but something tells me that's not exactly the kind of unification you were thinking.