For whatever reason, I can't access my own blog right now. So I'm typing this on the assumption that either it's just me, or it's only temporary. At any rate, I apologize for any inconvenience.
In order to make it up to you, the reading public, I hereby offer this as an open thread. Go crazy, folks.
Update: fixed. And to everyone who e-mailed asking if I had banned them, the only reason you weren't banned was because I couldn't get into my blog. 'Cause otherwise, y'all woulda been toast.