Still Pissed Off About the Hawley-Smoot Tariff

Monday, October 09, 2006

Note: People Who Don't Want to Shoot Lightning Out of their Rectums Should Not Brush Their Teeth

At least, that's the conclusion I reach after reading this:

"A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body."

Of course, it goes without saying that if you do want to shoot lighting out of your rectum, this appears to be a pretty good way of going about it.