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Sunday, August 06, 2006

The Hizbollah Propoganda Machine

Ace, Rusty and a host of others (follow their links) have done a man's job in following a story that a Reuter's photographer, Adnan Hajj, has been manipulating photos of the Israeli assault on Beirut to make the Israelis look bad.

Well I don't want to miss this particular traffic train at the station, so I did a little surfing, and I think I found yet more evidence of Adnan Hajj's shenanigans. Look at this picture of some Israeli soldiers, presumably on their way to a bank, or to eat some Palestinian children, or dominate the media, or whatever it is that Israelis do:

Looks pretty much standard, right? But I copied the photo onto my computer so I could zoom in and get a closer look, and that's when some odd things start showing up. I don't know any actual Jew names, so I'll just name the four guys in front after some of the villains in G.I. Joe. From left to right, I'll call them Zartan, Destro, Cobra Commander, and Baroness.

Here's a close-up of Zartan:

Notice the line between the bottom of the helmet and the top of the lizard monster/Israeli's head: it's a little wavy. I'm not sure what to make of this just yet, but it's interesting to note.

Okay, now let's take a look at Tomax (Update: reader AAkbar e-mailed me and told me this one is actually Destro. I'm still working on verifying that):

Again, notice the line between the helmet and the top of the thing's head. It looks a little wavy. Update: Reader Mujahid86 writes to point out that Tomax and Zartan are actually the same lizard creature! Update to the update: Reader ululululululugirl18 writes to say that most lizard-people actually look pretty much the same, so for now I'm going to call that one undetermined.

Okay, let's check out Cobra Commander and Baroness:

Since these two are actually in the same close-up, I should have named them Tomax and Xamot. But the post doesn't really work if I don't have a Cobra Commander, so I'm going to re-name Zartan as Cobra Commander, the second guy is Destro (editor's note: he actually was Destro at first), and the last two are Tomax and Xamot. I hate to lose Zartan, but he was always kind of peripheral to the main storyline, so I think we can do without him.

Anyway, there are a couple of interesting things about this picture. First, notice the conspicuous red arrows that suddenly appeared. You can't see them until you zoom in like that. They must be some kind of crypto-Zionist code or something that I can't figure out. Anyone here know if that's what Hebrew looks like?

Update: Reader Muhammad Sheikh Muhammad writes to say:

"If ululululululugirl18 really is a girl, then she is a filthy whore who deserves to have her throat slit for blasphemy, for posting on the Infidel's internet. Also, Baroness and Destro seem to have the exact same helmet, and we can't seem to see Baroness' legs behind Cobra Commander's body. Praise Allah."

He must have written this before I changed the names around, so when he says Baroness, he means Xamot, and when he says Destro, he actually means Destro, who I originally mistook for Tomax. But now that it appears that Destro and Xamot are in fact the very same person, I think it would be more appropriate to name them Tomax and Xamot, and the first and third people are now Destro and Cobra Commander. Just to keep things simple.

Conclusion: I think it's clear that Mr. Hajj is trying to reveal to the world the threat posed by the Jewish lizardmen, and in his zeal for "The Truth," he wanted to bend "the truth" just a little bit. Now that I think about it, it does seem kind of strange that the crafty Joooooooooooos would have let him get a picture revealing their true forms.