Conversation Outside of a Kinko's

A one-act play by Sobek Pundit.

Sobek drives into a Kinko's parking lot, where there is a Girl standing outside the front door. Sobek is wearing a suit, because he did an arbitration earlier that day and hasn't had time to change yet. Sobek gets out of the car and approaches the door.

Girl: (flirting, either oblivious or indifferent to Sobek's wedding ring) Hey there.

Sobek: Hello.

Girl: Nice suit.

Sobek: Thanks. I was just down at the court house.

Girl: Court house?

Sobek: Yeah. Man, feel up a couple of fourteen-year-old girls just one time and they never let you hear the end of it.

Girl: Uh...

Sobek: But get this, if it's on the same occasion, it turns out you can get the court to treat the girls as one 28-year-old, and you get off scot free. How great is that?

Exuent all.