A Confession

Folks, I have a confession to make. It's something that's been burdening my conscience for a while now, and partly because my secret is so horrible that it could get me forever banned from the dextrosphere. But if permanent exclusion from all things conservative is the price I must pay to live my life with a clear conscience, then so be it.

I don't think Ann Coulter is all that hot.

And I'm not just talking about the recent Time cover that's got Ace (and many others) up in arms here and here. (Rebuttal here). I'm saying that even in her best shots, I don't think she's that hot.