When Boards are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Boards

I had a discussion with a friend of mine just before he had to give a presentation on the law as it relates to nursing homes, and specifically whether gay men should get their own nursing homes to prevent abuse by homophobic staffers.

But at no point in the conversation did this friend of mine mention the fact that old people sometimes kill each other with boards in nursing homes. That's why you should never trust an old person. You never know when one of them will snap and kill you with part of his bed. And you should never trust a liberal, because they omit important facts like the violent propensities of old people.