This is my niece, who may or may not exist

Do I really need to tell you her mother is British? That cute little baby face is practically screaming "I'm a baby! Give me some crumpets! I find the word 'wanker' offensive! I like to colonize!"

The reason I said, in the title of this post, that she may or may not exist, is because so far I've had to take my brother's word for it. I moved out West this summer thinking I could see for myself, but then he moved to Pennsylvania (and now he's in England) just to perpetuate the lie. I'm on to him.

I'm posting the picture because she's a cute kid, whoever she is.