Still Pissed Off About the Hawley-Smoot Tariff

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Llama vs. Deer: The Steel Cage Match!

Robbo the Llamabutcher has a problem with deer in his garden. He could do what I do: move to Nevada where nothing will grow in the parched soil except weeds, and refer to the weeds euphemistically as his "garden."

I have two comments on quotes from his post.

1. "While human hair may have been an effective deterrent in the past, many residents have found this technique is no longer effective." Folks, this is really just a failure of imagination. Douse the hair in Soul Glow jerry curl treatment first, and that should do the trick. Just let your soul glow, Robbo.

2. "Urban deer have become comfortable co-existing with humans."

Did anyone read this sentence and not think of at least one of these two images?

"Urban deer"? Fo' shizzle!

"Comfortable existing with humans"? Whatever, just don't use Pay-Per-View, okay?