Don't Read This Story
Unless you are interested in a story that involves the words "The internal bleeding caused his penis and testicles to turn black - and his testicles swelled to more than three times their normal size."
You know how sometimes you get a tip or find a link that says something like "don't read this?" Why is it so hard to just follow that simple instruction? Wouldn't life be better if my first reaction were something other than "wow, I think I'll click that link!"?
Idaho: okay, this is isn't the best stupid criminal story by any means, but what it lacks in dumb it makes up in ugly.
Whale snot. Obviously I picked the wrong major in college.
"They say she had been drinking alcohol before the crash happened." Well duh.
What does a guy who tries to steal 15 communion wafers from a Catholic church look like? Pretty much exactly what you would expect.
Best Act Ever.
See, this is why I just prefer plain ol' hamburger.