Kim Jong Il: Hopefully Dying

In the hopes the Kim Jong Il's recent (possible) stroke will be fatal -- or at least permanently debilitating -- I give you the Ronery song:



At the link, columnist Peter Goodspeed frets (without any sarcasm, as far as I can tell) that Fatboy Slim's death might "destabilize" North Korea, and that his death could trigger a crisis.

Keep in mind that in 1995, 2.5 million North Koreans starved to death. How on earth could anything --- anything at all -- possibly be worse than what they have right now?