Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You ...
...Piss Muhammad. What do you think, edgy? As in, I'll be super-trendy amongst Manhattan super-liberals who drooled all over themselves for Andres Serrano's Piss Christ?
Hmm, maybe not so much.
Note: My sincerest and deepest apologies to any Muslims who find this offensive, other than Islamicist radicals. How do you know if you fall into that category? Simple. If, after you saw this, you sincerely considered killing me or anyone I know, not you.