A Message from the Proprietor Re: Your Unreasonable Demands for More Blogger Interviews

STOP HOUNDING ME YOU JACKALS!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND I'VE GOT NOTHING? WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DENSE SKULLS? NONE OF THESE HAVE BEEN FUNNY SINCE THAT ACE OF SPADES ONE, AND EVEN THAT ONE WAS CONTRIVED BEYOND ALL EXCUSE!