Still Pissed Off About the Hawley-Smoot Tariff

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Breaking: WuzzaDem Invokes Rule 21, Closes Post to General Public


In a fit of anger, semi-coherent blogger John from WuzzaDem invoked the previously little-known Rule 21 to close his posts to the general public until further notice.

But leaks from the post are already forthcoming. The main topic of debate was the mysterious disappearance -- suspected by some as murder -- of the beloved Clippy, sources say. But in addition, WuzzaDem apparently made the following demands:

* 1 bowl of M&Ms per post, with all the brown ones taken out

* For national security purposes, Geraldo Rivera must shave his moustache before it becomes too late

* Blogger Ace of Spades must issue an apology for concealing his illicit affair with Joshua Micah etc. Marshall

* Dave from Garfield Ridge must issue a timetable for the much-anticipated release of the now-infamous "Mailbag Report."

* The Therapist ... man, that guy totally cracks me up, you know?