Top Ten Poor Choices for a Movie to Watch While My Wife Was in Labor

(As measured by how hard she hit me when I made the suggestion)

10. Children of the Corn

9. The Ring

8. Seed of Chucky

7. Gigli

6. Alien

5. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

4. Kill Bill, vol. 1

3. That movie with Carrot Top in it

2. The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

And the numer one poor choice for a movie to watch while my wife was in labor:

1. The Omen