Why Am I Finding Out About This AFTER Christmas?

"No one can be told what the PHENOM is... You have to experience it for yourself.

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"This quick revving core design creates the defined breakpoint necessary for increased entry angle and pin carry."

Link here.

Update: Looks like Ted Kennedy found out about it before Christmas. I guess that's because he's a Senator.

"Yeah, baby, increased entry angle and pin carry."