The Blogging Equivalent of Listening to a Police Scanner

I officially declare that Shawn, of Middie Back! (whatever that's supposed to mean) will not be devoured by crocodiles, for the following reasons:

1. He's a cop, and has a post about interesting calls he gets. One downside to legal work is that you can't discuss a lot of details about your clients, because it's privileged. But apparently cops can tell you fun stories about employees setting off the burglar alarm while going to the bathroom at work, and there's no conflict of interest problem.

2. He has Peter Griffin from the Family Guy in his profile. (SobekPundit flashback here).

3. He hates Paris Hilton and porkbarrel politics. Good luck with getting that copyright.

Congratulations on not being devoured. Sobek is a gracious crocodile when properly appeased.