Madonna Breaks Silence on Iraq; Expectant World Leaders Now Bask in her Wisdom

Story here.

After explaining in cogent terms why America should care - at all - about a no-talent media whore's take on foreign policy, Madonna then gave a brief but informative lecture on the structural properties of the isotruss, in both 10-node and 12-node form. Then she gave a flawless demonstration of triple coronary bypass surgery.

Now that's a talented woman.