BREAKING NEWS FROM FRANCE!!!

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France is still largely populated by cowards and socialists with no sense of history and an apparently unlimited capacity for snobbery, pretentiousness, and arrogance unjustifiable by any discernable criteria.

Some of you may be wondering why this is such a revelation; after all, haven't the French been a bunch of preening surrender-monkeys for as long as living memory? Yes, yes they have.

It's just that, apparently, the manifestly obvious still somehow manages to shock large segments of the population, so I thought I'd mention it. Also from the "Shocking News" file, Palestinians stunned the world by electing a terrorist organization to lead them. Incidentally, I cannot urge you too strongly to click that link, if only to read the headline. Proves my point nicely.