Smarter Than he Looks?

Dave and Digital Brownshirt (and update) both linked a story about Tommy Lee telling reporters he's glad he chose alcohol instead of his ex-wife, Pamela Anderson:

"I didn't want to give up drinking because I believe I can have moderation in my life. I did give up for a year, but I felt my fans would be disillusioned if they met their favourite rock star and he was drinking Evian."

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. When will you realize that your fans lost respect for you when you stopped dressing like this:


I know that's when I stopped respecting you, at any rate.