Zarqawi Captured - Just Kidding!

It looks like it took just under two hours for this one to get shot down. It seems that a UAE paper reported Zarqawi was captured. It also seems that U.S. military and intelligence sources are denying it. Suck.

Sorry for the let-down. Unlike Drudge, I'm going to soften the blow by pointing you to this column by uber-professor Mike Adams, in which he rips into a student. Heh.