Condi on the Hill

Under intense grilling, Dr. Rice confesses that she did, in fact, keep the hearts of Uday and Qusay Hussein as souveneirs, but justified her actions by pointing out that they don't need them any more.


She also collects human eyeballs, but she doesn't remember where this one came from, because someone [Colin Powell] messed up the labels to piss her off. Hence the scowl.