Canary Islands Faces Series of Plagues

CNN.com is reporting that a massive swarm of locusts has hit the Canary Islands.

God's little messengers.


But between the election scandal in Ukraine and news that the Netherlands likes to kill human babies, the liberal media isn't telling you the whole story about the real problems faced by the Spanish islanders.

First the normal locusts devoured the crops, and then came the bionic, laser-beam-shooting cyborg locusts from a future to bleak to describe. And this wave of insects feeds on fear!


Two vacationers get attacked by a genetically resurrected pterodactyl.

Even the conservative bloggers are oddly silent about the story. I suspect that Ace, Dave, the entire crew from NRO, Instapundit, Israel, the Saudis - it's all part of the same ball of wax. It's a good thing for my readers that SobekPundit is willing to tell the truth, 'cause somebody's gotta do it.

Scenic Tenerife Bay, about to be attacked by a monster that looks like Michael Moore, but without the hat.

You think FauxNews is going to mention this? Fat chance. Rupert Murdoch is far too deep in Halliburton's pockets for that.

George W. Bush will invade Iraq to depose Saddam Hussein, but he lets Al Franken walk unchecked down scenic streets on the Canary Islands? It's a Reichpublican plot!

They may have gotten to the other news sources, but not to me.

Terrified villagers report massive numbers of French women descending on the beleagered island.