Still Pissed Off About the Hawley-Smoot Tariff

Sunday, April 17, 2005

In Memoriam

Liberal Larry has a touching tribute to what is surely one of the most profound and influential feminist scholars this side of Amelia Bedelia, the renowned Andrea Dworkin.

But over at Florida Cracker, reader Janette asks, "Will she buried in a phallic shaped casket?" And frankly, I've been disturbed by that ever since. What an ironic twist it would be if a woman who felt violated every time she saw a fire hydrant or a lamp post had her physical remains forever sealed in one last symbol of male hegemony. And yet, what's an enlightened, empowered womyn to do?

Fortunately, I've been pondering the problem and I've come up with a solution at last.

Presenting the official SobekPundit brand Feminist Coffin. Don't worry, womyn, that's not real "wood," it's fake "wood," a concept with which I'm certain militant lesbians are more than familiar.